The Framed 1’s Life

Lady Astor : "Sir, you’re drunk!"

Winston Churchill : "Yes, Madam, I am. But in the morning, I will be sober and you will still be ugly."

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
          — Kaiser Welhelm

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants to see us happy.
          — Benjamin Franklin

Do not cease to drink beer, to eat, to intoxicate thyself, to make love, and to
celebrate the good days.
          — Ancient Egyptian Credo

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk,
we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit
no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!
          — Brian O’Rourke1

1 From http://www.tastybrew.com/humor/quotes.html